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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Personality Disorder

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

How Logical Are You?




You Are Incredibly Logical


(You got 100% of the questions right)


Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

How Liberal/Conservative Are You?

Your Political Profile

Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

American English Dialect



Your Linguistic Profile:

70% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
10% Dixie
5% Yankee
0% Midwestern

SAT score

Your SAT Score of 1510 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Higher Than Al Gore
You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny
You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range
Equivalent ACT score: 34
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
California Institute of Technology
Stanford University
Princeton University
Yale University
Harvard University

Monday, May 16, 2005

Element Quiz





Your Element Is Earth



You excel at planning and strategizing.
You could be a champ at chess or Survivor.

Well grounded, you are able to be realistic and rationalize.
On the inside, you have a hard core. It's tough to phase you.

You are super productive, and you are able to think anything through.
Focused and super charged, your instincts are a good guide for your next step.


Age Quiz





You Are 28 Years Old



28





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.


Personality Grade





You Have A Type A Personality



A





You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood
You tend to succeed at everything you attempt
And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top!

You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun
As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested
You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success


Sunday, May 15, 2005

Purity test

You answered "yes" to 135 of 500 questions, making you 73.0% sexually pure (27.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 73.0% pure in the sex domain.

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Nerdity test

Nerdity Quotient: 49% (245/500)

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

Roadsign


tallbladeofgrass Highway
Study Hall8
Mt. Happiness21
Family Farm43
Tower of Commitment105
County Jail308
Please Drive Carefully
Username:

Where are you on the highway of life?

Best sexual skill

It obviously underestimates me on all counts except the last. Also, I don"t talk very much. And I don"t give more than I take.






What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 5%
Kissing Skill Level - 63%
Cudding Skill Level - 25%
Sex Skill Level - 100%
Why They Love YouYou give much more than you receive.
Why They Hate YouYou talk too much.
This quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 2396526 Times.
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Name Acronym

Well, except for the spiritual part it sound about right. And the adventurous part. I like how it put little twice.

TTwisted
AAdventurous
LLittle
LLittle
BBusy
LLight
AAdventurous
DDainty
EExtreme
OOutrageous
FFurry
GGood
RRadiant
AAppealing
SSpiritual
SSpunky

Name / Username:


Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

Personality type

This quiz was weird. All of the questions were choosing which of two things you preferred on a 5-tiered scale with one option on each extreme. Except most of the time the two things weren't opposites or mutually exclusive, so it didn't really make sense to choose between them. Nevertheless, the descriptions sound right.

Wackiness: 44/100
Rationality: 66/100
Constructiveness: 40/100
Leadership: 56/100

You are a SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a Mob Boss.

You are the ultimate alpha person and even your friends give you your space. You can't stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. You don't make many jokes, but when you do, others laugh out loud. They must.

People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. You are calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Yours is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy.

You have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. Your charisma is striking and without artifice. You are generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life's finer things.

Please don't kick my ass.

Of the 122856 people who have taken this quiz since tracking began (8/17/2004), 3.5 % are this type.

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Dating Personality Quiz

4 should be 2, 2 is wrong. It just says that because i'm an atheist and i support gay marraige. It didn't have any money questions. The date match is pretty good.

Your dating personality profile:

Wealthy/Ambitious - You know what your goals are and you pursue them vigourously. Achieving success is important to you.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Wealthy/Ambitious
2. Liberal
3. Sensual
4. Intellectual
5. Romantic
6. Practical
7. Traditional
8. Big-Hearted
9. Funny
10. Adventurous


Your date match profile:

Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.
Sensual - You aren't looking for someone who is sexually repressed. You want someone who is adventurous under the covers.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Intellectual
2. Sensual
3. Practical
4. Shy
5. Adventurous
6. Big-Hearted
7. Wealthy/Ambitious
8. Conservative
9. Romantic
10. Traditional



Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions

Religion Quiz

hehe, satanism. that must be because i think animals are tasty.
You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism
88%
Satanism
71%
agnosticism
42%
Judaism
42%
Buddhism
33%
Islam
29%
Christianity
4%
Hinduism
0%
Paganism
0%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com

Relationship Type

hehe, this quiz doesn't know what to do with me. I'm right in the middle on everything.

eXpressive: 5/10
Practical: 6/10
Physical: 5/10
Giver: 6/10


You are a RPYG--Reserved Practical Physical Giver. This makes you a 1950s Parent.

You are relentlessly patient, loving, generous and devoted. You are unflappable. If on some rare occasion you do raise your voice or say a swear word in anger, anyone around to hear it will remember it (and think it was funny). At the same time, you're very cute and charming, and even if you don't catch someone's eye at the beginning of the night you'll surely have their attention by the end.

Your calm, conservative nature conceals a passionate (and sexy!) heart.

You can have trouble bringing up problems, but your approach to conflict is calm and even-handed. The problem can be is that you are so busy worrying about your partner's satisfaction that you don't ensure your own. This can build up over time and make you restless. Despite your sexual nature, you are more likely to cheat emotionally than physically.

You tend to work out your frustrations in the bedroom. Depending on your partner, this can be an excellent strategy. You would be a great candidate to balance out an XSYT, but not a good match for an unappreciative RPYT.

You have an odd, ritualized vice that doesn't suit the rest of your persona -- like smoking a certain brand of cigarettes or drinking a certain kind of wine.

Of the 225993 people who have taken this quiz, 4.8 % are this type.

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Hipster Quiz

You're Not a Hipster!
You're Not a Hipster!
Take What sort of Hipster are you? Today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

You're actually not much of a Hipster. Congratulations! You may have Hipster style, but you're healthy, you eat right, you have a decent job you enjoy, your finances are stable, you plan on buying a house (if you don't already own one) and settling down before you're 35, you have friends you like, your friends like you, and you can honestly say you're pretty damn happy. Perhaps you should adopt a Hipster and draw them into your perfect lair . . .

Personality Type

Not sure how they came up with these, since I answered the logical thing on every question. The third one isn't me at all, and the last one is most like me. Meh.





Your #1 Match: ISTP


The Mechanic

You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations.
A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent.
To outsiders yous eem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable.
You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people.

You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete.

Your #2 Match: ISFP


The Artist

You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).
You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.
Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.
Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.

You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

Your #3 Match: ISTJ


The Duty Fulfiller

You are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done.
You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knittings.
Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you.
Conservative and down-to-earth, you hardly ever do anything crazy.

You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer.

Your #4 Match: ESTP


The Doer

You are adventurous and risk taking. You act first, think second.
You love being the center of attention. Chances are you were the class clown.
Competitive, charming, and charasmatic - you have your own code of honor.
You live a flexible life, bouncing between a series of activies that interest you.

You would make a great salesperson, marketing director, or entrepreneur.

Your #5 Match: INTP


The Thinker

You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.

You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.

Gender Quiz

See, I told you.


It all adds up...
we feel 12% certain that you are...


A Man!

Compared to others...

20% more male than you5% like you74% more female than you


How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you,
from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took
the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the graph above.


Statistically speaking, you are
a man—whether you know it or not.

Stress Test

"You exhibit a Stress Factor of 9%
— which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!"

Take The Test!

IQ test

It obviously underestimates me. It should be like 300.

The results have been tabulated, and your IQ is...




162

You're a genius!

(Your IQ is calculated by comparing
your raw test score against others of your age and sex. An IQ of 100
is exactly average. An IQ of 200 is twice as smart as the average
person.)

Compared to other 21 year old
females
...

98% dumber than you —0% as smart as you —2% smarter than you

Screenname cocktails

My first screenname:


How to make a sammycat5
Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

3 parts arrogance

5 parts joy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little curiosity if desired!


My main screenname:


How to make a tallbladeofgrass
Ingredients:

5 parts pride

1 part ambition

1 part energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lovability if desired!


Username:


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Who is tallbladeofgrass?

Internet quizzes. We all take them. And then we post them in our blogs, because we know that everyone wants so much to see the results. I decided my real blog is for important things only (such as lists of things I hate, rants, and sexual quotes from mike). This will be for all the results of all the online quizzes I ever take. Actually, it will more likely be for all the results that I like or agree with. I know; it's brilliant.